Monday, August 3, 2020
Rakshabandhan
Monday, July 27, 2020
English: A funny language
Gaston
Bachelard once said, “ A special kind of beauty exists which is born in a
language, of a language, and for language."
When I was young, I had an amazing English teacher with great pronunciation. Listening to her pronunciation, I come home and correct my family members' pronunciation. They retaliated at me and said "Kai hodna English ak Kai aan amma naanchi.”(Konkani. Meaning: It's okay. English doesn't have a parent. )
I
ignored them back then, but now I’ve realized how true it is. For instance, think
about what comes after the letter 'Y'. If I go to different parts of the world
and ask this question I'd get a mixture of zeds and zees. But we don't do that
with other languages, do we? In Kannada(an Indian language) the letter ಕ is the same in the
whole of Karnataka.
Funnily, we pronounce P-U-T as put and C-U-T as cut. Why? Why do we have to say those words differently? If you ask a 2nd-grade kid to spell Enough he’d definitely end up spelling it as E-N-O-F. Wait, that too sounds enough right?
Q-U-A-Y
is a word pronounced as 'ki'. If asked randomly, 90% of people would
pronounce/spell it wrong(Except for spell bee champs). Why is it so?
For
all these questions English has an answer. And that’s Phonetics. But wait; This
language has something called Vowels which states A, E, I, O, and U are the
sounds produced by our vocal tract. Apart from these basic sounds, we
have 44 other sounds in phonetics where all mathematical tools are used for
this 26 lettered language. They join a and e to get æ which sounds like ‘a’
like in have/cat/and
This
is the reason why we spell queue as queue and not
Q/Que/Queueueueueueueueueue…..
I’m
not done yet. This language gets funnier the deeper you go. There are these
oxymorons and repetitive words which makes it funnier. I once heard someone say
“I’m a deeply superficial guy.” That’s nearly far from making sense. Isn’t
it?:P
‘The
bandage was wound around the wound.” It’s crazy that two words which spell the
same have two meanings.
What
makes it even funnier is the punctuation. Let me give you an example.
Once,
a teacher wrote “ A woman without her man is nothing.” and asked her students
to correct the statement.
All
the males in the class wrote; “A woman, without her man, is nothing.”
On
the other hand, all the females wrote; “A woman: without her, man is nothing.”
A
smart student would have written, “ A woman without man is wo.” Free from controversies
:P
There
are other things that make no sense at all. Like, Where’s egg in an eggplant?
Why is a boxing ring square? Why is it called a pineapple when it’s neither
pine nor apple? If the plural of tooth is teeth and the goose is geese why isn’t
the plural of booth beeth?
The
Funniest part is that I had to do all this in English.
To end with, I've got a translation to do. "Uska vishwas jitna bhi raha ho, jeevan ke parinaamon ke upar uska koi asar nahi pada." This in English is "All the faith he had had, had had no effect on the outcome of his life."
No
offense.
Thank
you.
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Saturday, July 18, 2020
Ashville- 7
Sunday, July 12, 2020
Ashville-6
Wednesday, July 8, 2020
बातें
Sunday, July 5, 2020
Ashville-5
Wednesday, July 1, 2020
The Pandemic Song 🎶
Hola amigos
From head to toes..
Life is so boring
My throat is soaring..
Somebody go get me a drink
I expected that girl to gimme a wink..
Why on earth is this pandemic not ending
Top to bottom my body started bending..
Even though I tried
My brain got fried..
My friend said she was well responding
Then where on earth did she go absconding.
Lock down lockdown everywhere.
Grows long grows long my every hair.
Sanitizer and mask is compulsory
For your safety it is necessary.
Monday, June 29, 2020
Ashville -4
*Spoiler Alert*
Chapter 5:
There was a sudden change in the environment around the
kids. A drastic change from joyous to gloomy emotion. Zoey couldn’t tolerate
the news. She fainted on spot. Ronnie was dumbstruck with terror. Jack couldn’t
console them. Uncle John entered the mansion from his training session. He was
terrified to see their condition. “What happened? Why are you two looking so
dull and why is Zoey lying on the couch?” He got no answer. “Freddie, Come with
a glass of water at once.” He shouted. Freddie came with a glass of water. He
too was shocked to see the situation. “What happened sire?” he asked. “ I need
the answer for the same Freddie. What’s happening here? What’s wrong with the
kids?” Freddie was puzzled. “ I’m sorry Sire. I was in the backyard.” “Ronnie
please tell me what happened.” said John. Ronnie didn’t utter a word. John was
extremely worried. “Jack can you please tell me what happened?” “ Sir Clyde, …
he’s…” Jack stammered. “Clyde What? What happened to my brother?” Jack gained
some confidence to talk. “He’s…He’s no more. He committed suicide.” John was
shocked to hear this. “ Who told you this?” “ Townportdes police chief.” said
Ronnie. The scenario followed two minutes of silence. “ Let’s go to Townportdes
.” said John. “ What about Zoey?” asked Jack. “ We’ll take her too.”
All of them reached the police headquarters of Townportdes. “
Where’s the Chief?” asked John. “Please wait for few minutes. He’s at a crime
scene.” said one of the officers. “Call him at once and tell him that John Williams
is here.” “Sorry Sir. I didn’t know that you are Mr. Williams’ brother. Sorry
for your loss. Please follow me.” replied the officer. The officer guided them to the crime scene. It
was on the outskirts of the city. There was a river on which an old bridge was
standing. Clyde’s body was on the bank of the river. “Chief, John Williams is here.”
said the officer. The Chief turned around and said “ Hello Mr. Williams, sorry
for your loss. I’m Thomas Prentice; The police chief of Townportdes.” “ Can you
please tell me what happened Sir?” asked John. “ A resident came up to us this
morning saying there’s a body hanging on the bridge. Our experts say that the
death was caused by compressed neck. There are ligature marks which explains
the hanging. We recognized him through his ID in his wallet. It was intact and
nothing was stolen nor there are any other signs of attack on him. It clearly
looks like a suicide.”


